freakishly-bookish-ant:

I’ve been reading “The Trials of Apollo: The Hidden Oracle” and came across this bit: “Another time, in a Stockholm tavern, I met this god who was smoking hot, except his talking sword just would not shut up.” I’m pretty sure Apollo is talking about Frey and Jack (Sumarbrander then)?????

amortentiasmellslikebooks:

LEO IS BACK LADIES! !! SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE!! This darned book is gonna be the death of me. I mean:
1. ‘Why?’
2. Sally is pregnant!!!
3. Lester has flab and acne.
4. Meg is fantastic.
5. Significant annoyance.
6. Solangelo everybody!
7. Doctor’s note.
8. Solangelo again!
9. Kayla HAS TWO DADS! ! Aww….
10. “THY CHANTING SUCKETH”.
11. LEO! CALYPSO!
12. Leo and Percy being sassy together!!!
Thank you, Uncle Rick!!!