Each chapter will start with a bad haiku
Author: maxhatter
New Riordan Books by Release Date
Demigods and Magicians – April 5th, 2016
The Trials of Apollo: The Hidden Oracle – May 3, 2016
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard: The Hammer of Thor – October 4, 2016Three books in one year? Now, the real question is how much is Rick overworking himself? Please don’t stress yourself out for us!
Uncle Rick no need to hate on baby. Dean would be pissed
percy: *comes back to camp half-blood to fight a roman statue, find out that ancient roman emperors never died and have been funding all of the wars, rhea is waking up, along with already knowing that apollo is mortal*
percy: i leave for the fucking school year,
“You guys go,” Will told me. “The chariot is only designed for three, and after that shadow-travel, Nico is going to pass out any second.”
“No, I’m not,” Nico complained, then passed out.
Since TOA is about to come out…
Please excuse my blog, I just found out that The Trials of Apollo is a thing
You hear that, guys? A batch of cookies is depending on me. If you get me killed on the way to camp, I am going to be ticked off.
*at a rummage sale*
Percy: *sees a painting of Poseidon wearing a sea shell bra*
Percy: dads gonna kill me but
Zeus: I think we have to hang that in the throne room of the gods
Apollo: dayum uncle
Poseidon: I hate you all
And to the left you see the pjo fandom losing their shit……..
again