why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
i would die happy if one of them sang about money
“Oh sailor, oh sailor, lay your head to rest, come sailor, come sailor, come to your death– wait what the fuck are we singing about is this sailor ok”
(original art is Ulysses and the Siren by Herbert James Draper, 1909)
Try “Any pet is a lot of responsibility. A puppy would have to be fed, walked, and taken outside to use the bathroom several times a day and taken for regular check-ups and vaccinations at the vet. You can’t do all of that by yourself, and I/we don’t have the time or money either.”
When your teenager says “Why can’t I come home at 2:00 this Saturday?”
Instead of defaulting to “My house, my rules!”
Try “The time you come home is a matter of respect and consideration. I/We will not only be concerned for your safety, but we would either be disturbed in the middle of the night when you arrive or forced to stay up for several extra hours waiting.”
When your child says “Why am I not allowed to do this thing?”
Instead of defaulting to “My house, my rules!”
Try actually communicating a legitimate reason, because children pick up on subtlety and on context and on the unspoken messages, and it’s better to teach children lessons like “You should think really hard before taking on new responsibilities” and “It’s important to show consideration for the needs of the people with whom you share a living space” than lessons like “It’s okay for people to demand your absolute obedience so long as you’re dependent on them for survival.”
TRUTH
Also worth knowing: training your child to accept arbitrary ‘reasons’ for obedience like ‘because I said so’ and ‘my house my rules’ etc trains them to be more susceptible to peer pressure because in their mind, when someone who is at all an authority (older than them, bigger than them, more impressive than them, more confident than them) demands something, they should accept it and not think about it critically.
Let them ask why, and give them a real reason. If not, don’t be surprised when they fall for lots of bullshit when they are older. You’re the one that made them believe ‘BECAUSE’ was reason enough.
1) CELERY! It’s Really low in calories and cleans out intestine fat! Its extremely good for you AND Keps you alive.
2) coffee has 0cal and speeds up you metabolism! Which is super useful if you’ve been fasting and survival mode kicks in!
3) exercise and stretching IS SO GOOD FOR YOU, it will make you less stiff and burns more calories
4) CARDIO CARDIO CARDIO! Walking 25 mins a day makes a massive difference!
5) it won’t happen over night! Having patience and control will get you to where you wanna be !
6) don’t think of it as a “can’t have” situation think of it as a “won’t have” which gives you control!
7) when you are hungry do an activity such as : Drawing, painting, cleaning, reading, walking, yoga, talking with friends etc
8) apparently red makes you more hungry, and blue decreases hunger? I don’t know about this but give it a try!
9) Doing fun things, and keeping busy will distract you … BUT YOU NEED TO STAY SAFE, if you drive, or rock climb etc a fainting episode could be fatal JUST RESTRICT CALORIES DONT STOP Them
10) fasting for over 72 hours could be more bad than good… not eating for extending periods of time will give your metabolism a reason to stop working because it has nothing to work on! I suggest fast 2 time a week and make the left over days CALORIE RESTRICTED.
There you go!
Just stay safe, and message any time you want a friend… or ana buddy! 🌸🌸
With the art tutorials that I’ve seen around the internet that focus on this particular subject I’ve found that some use curvy or spherical shaped objects.
I’ve always found these methods a bit hard to understand for me because I for one CANNOT DRAW FREAKIN EFFORTLESS NATURAL CURVY LINES LET alone DRAW a FREAKIN CIRCLE!!
With this tutorial I’ve stripped it down to the bare essentials.
Poses at these angles are used a lot in animations or comics.
My tutorial for poses viewed at high angles can be found here.
Tutorial for ‘How to draw background perspectives’ is here
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