Author: maxhatter

Me: Thanks for helping me find my way out of this forest!! I’m not even sure where I got turned around.
Faerie: No problem. Just be aware we are taking a short-cut through the Other right now, so stay close and be sure not to eat anything.
Me: Anything…….?
Faerie: Oh gods what
Me: What about like…like a leaf?
Faerie: WHY would you eat a LEAF
Me: AM I FUCKED

amourxrose:

•"I spent 2 years of my life telling myself that it was gonna get better but now I’m realizing I’m not better and I dont think I can handle this by myself anymore.“
•"I’m getting worse and you dont know.”
I honestly thought things were going okay but then it hit me.I still feel like shit honestly. I dont think I’ll ever be good for anybody. I dont know why im like this and nobody will ever care.I either am a bother to someone or i dont even matter to them. That hurts like fucking hell. Im never gonna get better and I’ll probably be better off dead. I’m out here telling everyone im ok when I’m not. It’s better to just say your good and fake a smile.

devon-aoki:

dogjpeg:

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How nice! You decide to help the bird cook you a hearty pasta dinner, turn to page 34

You don’t trust this bird or his tiny kitchen. Make a run for it by jumping out the window into the cold dark night, turn to page 61

*turns to page 34*

ecchifortheplot:

Lala & Zero Two similarities:
-same hair color
-same eye color
-same body type
-same mangaka
-same voice actor
-high chances to die while hanging out with em
-doesn’t care being naked around others
-steals the mc from a blue haired quiet chick
-has a “not from this world” extremity on her body