Me: Thanks for helping me find my way out of this forest!! I’m not even sure where I got turned around.
Faerie: No problem. Just be aware we are taking a short-cut through the Other right now, so stay close and be sure not to eat anything.
Me: Anything…….?
Faerie: Oh gods what
Me: What about like…like a leaf?
Faerie: WHY would you eat a LEAF
Me: AM I FUCKED