Percy: I can’t believe America is 2016 years old

Jason: You idiot, that’s how old the Earth is

Percy: No way!?

Jason: I can’t believe you didn’t know that

Nico: *is about to cry* They’re so fucking stupid

eclarliteacademy:

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate just how big of a fangirl Chiron actually is?

Annabeth Chase is breaking all the rules to sit next to Percy Jackson during breakfast?? What do you mean?? I’m not seeing anything??? My back is turned?? I am galloping away???

Will Solace produces a doctor’s note for Nico Di Angelo because no, he actually canNOT sit by himself because the scary ghosts and skeletons will appear???? That sounds believable??? Okay we’ll have Nico sit with the Apollo crowd but not just with any Apollo kid it has to be next to Will obviously because it is bad for his health and health is wealth????

Chiron gives zero cares about rules when it comes to the OTP. Pass it on.

OTPs…

Tumblr: OTP means “one true pairing”

Brain: One. Huh. One. *smirks*

Me: PHAN. JOHNLOCK. SEPTIPLIER. HANNIGRAM. PERCICO. SOLANGELO. DESTIEL. CHERIK. SEPTIISHU. MAKOHARU. DNDIWKDNSOCKWetc.etc.etc

Me: Wait what.

Brain: HAHA. *cackles from the distance*

someone: so how are you today?
me: ruru died knowing that honoka wouldnt let herself return her feelings. ruru lied in her death bed having never kissed her first love but still wrote their last story for her by herself. even after she was rejected and about to leave this earth at such a young age she only wanted the best for honoka and wanted her to keep smiling for the rest of her life without her