Leo: Why does it always take you twice as long to change out of your armour?
Frank: Because I’m twice the size of you, little man.
Leo: Then why is it that your brain is so small?

Annabeth: Percy, the gods have made a decision.
Percy: I recognize the gods have made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

Nico: No. Get that away from me. I’m not taking it. It tastes horrible.
Will: Doctor’s orders~
Nico: You can’t just-
Will: Take the medicine, Nico.
Nico: I don’t want it!
Will: Go to hell!
Nico: I AM HELL!!

murkymuse:

How I imagine Chiron reacts to Solangelo:

Chiron: I’m glad Nico has decided to stay at camp and is making friends.

Will and Nico: *starts dating*

Chiron: Good for them.  

Will and Nico: *finds loopholes in rules*

Chiron: Wait no. 

Will and Nico:  *sneaking off at night because the harpies never bother Nico*

Chiron: This is not how Counselors are supposed to behave. Stop it. 

Will and Nico: *summons zombies and uses “doctors notes” to get their way* 

Chiron: You know what. I’m done. I give up.

Nico: where’s Will?
Nico: wait, I got this.
Nico: *cups hands and shouts* NICO HASN’T EATEN ANYTHING TODAY
Hazel: *bursting in* wHAT?!
Jason and Percy: *from nowhere* AW HELL NO!
Reyna: *literally descending from the sky* NICO WYD?!
Will: *bursts through everyone just screaming*
Nico: found him

Will: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.
Nico: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anyone!

midnightmilksnakes:

He’s gone through enough suffering.

diangelosarmy:

-Nico isn’t his pain

-Nico isn’t his depression 

-Nico is allowed to be something other than unhappy

-Nico is a lot more than unhappy

-Nico is allowed to have friends and a healthy relationship without it changing him 

-If anything Nico is more himself without his misery 

-Happy Nico is still Nico

Me: *sees a new fanfiction*
My brain: NONON ONO NO IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO RETURN NOW. YOU HAVE EXAM TOMORROW YOU HAVE TO STUD–
Me: *already am reading through the first chapter*
My brain: Oh fuck it