Author: maxhatter

serenefreakgeek:

n-e-p:

haizcraze:

trixify:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

sweetapplestrider:

markruffalwhoa:

lyinginbedmon:

marblespiders:

egobuzz:

egobuzz:

when in doubt just ask a dog 

someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please 

better response than expected!

IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE?!

i honestly didn’t expect anything less

new ask meme where u send a boof on anon if im ur tumblr crush

send me BOOF on anon if I’m your tumblr crush ♡

soulguardianazeralith:

5-vookas:

xxlukemavxx:

a-small-soul:

charamaffle:

max-vandenburg:

dont-offend-the-bees:

the-sixth-month:

dankestmemestealer:

Damn, save some for the rest of us

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

unstoppable force vs immovable object

starcrossed lovers

It got so much better

OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER

I’m all down for this

How the fuck

a-zzurra:

possible reasons why keith got expelled from the garrison

  • he was never even enrolled he just walked in one day and by the time they realised a full year had already passed
  • eating pencil shavings
  • using the faculty bathroom and wrapping the soap dispenser in so much toilet paper that it couldn’t be used
  • writing ‘where’s shiro’ on his forehead in sharpie and smashing his head through iverson’s door at 3am
  • they caught him with his phone in an exam but he wasn’t cheating he was just watching kitten videos and gently patting the screen
  • ‘do you know you’re late mr kogane?’ ‘do you know you have a receding hairline?’
  • ‘where’s your homework mr kogane?’ ‘where are your eyebrows?’
  • ‘go to the gym tomorrow for detention’ ‘too bad i’ll be at your funeral instead’
  • shaving off the edges of his desk with a metal ruler
  • closing his eyes and snoring in the middle of a sentence iverson was saying to him
  • getting out of the flight simulator, ripping his shirt off and screaming
  • duct taping himself to the school flagpole and belching out ‘where’s shiro’ like some 22nd century mulleted Ulysses
  • leaving notes in lance’s locker saying ‘i like you more than handsome squidward’
  • lighting wastepaper baskets on fire
  • in home ec, when they were cooking burgers, the patty fell on the floor and he put it back in the bun
  • stealing a hoverbike
  • wearing socks with sandals
  • writing ‘keitholas’ on all his exams
  • picking up a bin in the cafeteria and throwing it, raining trash on everyone’s heads, because they ran out of pudding cups
  • iverson pulls back his blanket at night to go to sleep and he sees keith curled into a ball, wheezing ‘where’s shiro?’
  • growing a mullet