a-zzurra:

possible reasons why keith got expelled from the garrison

• he was never even enrolled he just walked in one day and by the time they realised a full year had already passed
• eating pencil shavings
• using the faculty bathroom and wrapping the soap dispenser in so much toilet paper that it couldn’t be used
• writing ‘where’s shiro’ on his forehead in sharpie and smashing his head through iverson’s door at 3am
• they caught him with his phone in an exam but he wasn’t cheating he was just watching kitten videos and gently patting the screen
• ‘do you know you’re late mr kogane?’ ‘do you know you have a receding hairline?’
• ‘where’s your homework mr kogane?’ ‘where are your eyebrows?’
• ‘go to the gym tomorrow for detention’ ‘too bad i’ll be at your funeral instead’
• shaving off the edges of his desk with a metal ruler
• closing his eyes and snoring in the middle of a sentence iverson was saying to him
• getting out of the flight simulator, ripping his shirt off and screaming
• duct taping himself to the school flagpole and belching out ‘where’s shiro’ like some 22nd century mulleted Ulysses
• leaving notes in lance’s locker saying ‘i like you more than handsome squidward’
• lighting wastepaper baskets on fire
• in home ec, when they were cooking burgers, the patty fell on the floor and he put it back in the bun
• stealing a hoverbike
• wearing socks with sandals
• writing ‘keitholas’ on all his exams
• picking up a bin in the cafeteria and throwing it, raining trash on everyone’s heads, because they ran out of pudding cups
• iverson pulls back his blanket at night to go to sleep and he sees keith curled into a ball, wheezing ‘where’s shiro?’
• growing a mullet