Can a chip company please invent a chip packet that doesn’t crackle loudly when you try to grab some chips?
Author: maxhatter
writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!
me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers
Kaneki is such a nerd he can’t even become a city destroying kaiju without it being a literature reference.
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.
how and where can i return myself
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me: overused romance tropes are so boring like, use your brains, be original
media: here’s an overused romance trope but with two girls
me: Holy. Shit. The pinnacle of human achievement. this is art
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