surprisebitch:

iguanamouth:

fruityjampaws:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

what the fuck

how could you waste a egg

a what

this is triggering

thisisgospelforthefandoms:

do you ever see your gay ships and just go like

peter-parkers-backpack:

Favorite parts of Thor: Ragnarok

•Literally everything

•There was no romance

•I cannot even decide what my favorite parts were

•But here’s a few

•*looks at skeleton* “How long do you think we’ll be here?”

•”Thor, son of Odin” “Surtur! Son of… a bitch!”

•”I’ve been falling for 30 minutes!”

•”Piss off, ghost!”

•”Fine, then point me in the direction of whoever’s ass I have to kick”

•Stan Lee cutting Thor’s hair

•”He’s a friend from work!”

•Loki being nervous around Banner

•”Loki look who it is!” “I’ve got to get off this planet”

•”I’m just really into this kind of thing”

• *throws something at Loki’s head to make sure it’s really him*

•The Revengers

•The ‘get help’

•The quinjet answering to Point Break instead of ‘Thor’ or ‘God of Thunder’

•”I had this unique hammer, made from the heart of a dying star. I would spin it, and I would fly.”

“You rode a hammer?”

“No, I would lie down.”

“The hammer rode you?”

“No, I would spin it and it would lift me off”

“Oh my god, the hammer threw you off?”

“Off the ground, it threw me off the ground!”

•The hole was called the devil’s anus

•Everything

alnitaks:

no one talking about the moment thor poked at the note leading him to bleeker street w/ his hambrella and muttering “loki?” like his bro just turned into a piece of paper

imogenre:

So, the main thing I took from this movie is after all that effort to stop him conquering Earth, when we actually see Loki get to be in charge of a planet, his main policies appear to be military non-interventionism and investment in the arts. 

And that is hilarious.

somewhatsomelikepoetry:

How did someone like you end up with someone like me?

hmu-girls:

vivid-ellipses:

fadingsuggestion:

Fuck anyone who says I have to forgive everyone, “for my sake.” I worked hard for this anger. I worked hard to love myself enough to hate them.

Shit, yeah, this is a thing that is hard to articulate. Some people don’t feel healed by forgiving the people who hurt them, because that’s what they kept doing over and over and it only led to getting more hurt. Sometimes you feel healed when you’re finally brave enough to say “This person was horrible to me, and I did not deserve that treatment, and I don’t have to be okay with it.”

Wait.. this is really important.

I will never not reblog this…

petiteolive18:

Favourite anime summed up in a sentence

Of course there will be spoilers, so proceed at your own risk 😁 also this is a joke so please don’t take it seriously 😂

Fairy Tail: Magicians blow up their guild multiple times

Boku no Hero Academia: Cinammon roll eats hair and gets superpowers

Tokyo Ghoul: The poor kid just wanted a date, not a new diet!

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club: MakoHaru vs Rin Haru Civil War

Gintama: A samurai, immigrant and pair of glasses can’t pay their rent

Yuuri on Ice!!!: Failing skater gets coached by successful skater and falls in love with him in the process

Haikyuu!!: Chicken nugget volleyballs with friends

Gurren Lagaan: Cool robots fight each other and a coward becomes badass

ReLIFE: Sure, this probably illegal drug doesn’t look suspicious! Let’s take it!

Kuroko no Basket: Skillful Skittles angrily play basketball

Fruits Basket: Strong female protagonist moves in to live with a bunch of animals

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun: Girl loves oblivious shoujo writer who fails to notice every attempt of a confession she makes

Attack on Titan: Screaming teenager fights big monsters with the help of a hot, clean freak captain

Special A: Miss second place is clearly second place when it comes to recognising her childhood friend likes her

Inuyasha: Pet commands are the strongest weapon

Noragami: God of war collects five yen coins for a living

tinysaurus-rex:

not-regan:

ihateeverythingcomic:

twofingerswhiskey:

falling-towers:

mindfulwrath:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address – I’ll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said “there are places we’ve never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we’ve never been before, and we’re all going to go explore it together.” 

I had a dream my family housed the Obamas for a weekend and one morning Obama made us oatmeal for breakfast and, looking at my disappointed face because I don’t like oatmeal, he said “regardless of what we taste, if we eat together, we are happy.”

Once I dreamt that Michelle Obama was running a campaign to give homes to all the feral pigeons and her husband came to my house and gave me a pamphlet that just had a picture of a pigeon on it and he looked me in the eyes and said “who would you be without them?”