Author: maxhatter

raphaeliscoolbutrude:

writing-prompt-s:

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

wlwvoltron:

keith: so i uh, made a mistake

hunk: …what do you mean…?

keith: so lance and allura made me go to lush with them, right? well, at lush they have a bunch of bathbombs.

hunk: yeah…..

keith: so i was looking at one and i realized the label on it said “vegan.”

hunk: oh dear god

keith: and, you know, usually if something is vegan it’s food. right? isn’t it?

hunk: i mean, usually, but vegan refers to anything that doesn’t have animal products in it.

keith: yeah i…didn’t know that.

hunk: did you…did you eat it?

keith: yeah

hunk: you ate a bathbomb?

keith: yeah

hunk: why-?

keith: i made…a mistake.

thegamerinallofus:

sneakystabbythief:

Me: *plays video games to avoid my problems*
Me in game: *puts off main quest to avoid my character’s problems*

This is too accurate

iloveamelia:

all i do is drink water and be stupid 

foxy-mulder:

thankyu:

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

deityblind:

Reblog if…

• You’re doing it so you can be confident in public, but not for the attention
• The weight loss is not for the gender you’re attracted to, but because you don’t feel attractive
• You’re tired of people making petty comments about your weight
• You want people to stop trying to put your weight in a sugarcoated box by saying you’re ‘big boned’ ‘thicc’ ‘more to love’ ‘curvy’, etc.
• One comment sent you into the start of your ED
• A traumatic experience caused you to gain weight that just wouldn’t come off
• New medication caused you to gain weight
• A Doctor, family, teacher, or friend has ever called you fat
• You feel this is the only way you’ll truly be comfortable in your own skin
• You’re lying to family & friends
• You feel a little bittersweet when they comment on your weight loss
• It started as a ‘diet’ that spiraled out of control
• You know recovery is an option, but you don’t want to
• You used to deny your eating disorder

🌪I want to follow the people who reblog this🌪

waitingtoseethelight:

gaysuggestion:

think about your gay progress. and the gay you will be in the coming year

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