lancery:

keith: i’m ready to throw something out of the airlock and i don’t care who or what.

lance: ha me

keith:

lance: oh no no no i mean-not that! don’t throw me out of the airlock! i…wow that came out wrong

keith: so did i

hunk, who has been there the entire time: was…was that a gay joke? keith did you just make a gay joke?

keith:

hunk: (looking at lance) oh my god

lance: (looking back at hunk) he was gonna say he was the gay joke! oh my god!

themightytor:

voce-morti:

psychosis–suggestions:

Therapists aren’t people who you “pay to pretend to care about you”, therapists are people you pay to teach you how to care for yourself

Me: I am violently depressed.

Therapist: Oh! Sounds like you need to do YOGA! That will help!

Me: *signs up for yoga*

Me: *is violently depressed in Downward Dog*

Me: I hate myself and only see my flaws

Therapist: ok lets refocus on things you like about yourself. This week i want you to try and journal about good things you’ve for yourself and others.

Me: *does the homework* yeah but i still hate myself but feel bad cause i shouldn’t

Therapist: feeling like you shouldn’t hate yourself is a step in the right direction. Mental health is complex and isn’t something that will ~magically~ improve. We have a lot of hard work head of us but I’ll be here to help you.

TL;DR stop perpetuating the idea that therapy is unhelpful because the results are not instantaneous.