INFP: *will listen if you’re a close friend and give you helpful advice*
ENFP: *could possible mock you unless they relate to your problem, then they’ll give you advice and speak in a baby voice to you*
ISFP: *may sit in silence and then leave to buy you something*
ESFP: *depending on their mood will either ignore you or put their arm around you*
ISTP: what are those. Are those tears? Wait, I thought crying was a myth
ESTP: depending on their mood will either make it worse or will kill the person who made you cry
INTP: I cried once. *will tell you how they have it worse then comfort you as best they can unless they don’t understand where you’re coming from*
ENTP: You look sad. dont be sad *chances topic in an attempt to help, makes it worse*
INTJ: Oh dear. *awkward side hug*
ENTJ: you need ice-cream. let’s go get ice-cream and we can talk about it
INFJ: *will stay silent until they know exactly what to say*
ENFJ: *had no idea you were sad* *looks slightly scared* *awkwardly pats you on the shoulder*
ISFJ: let’s pray about it!
ESFJ: who did this to you? want me to yell at them for you?
ISTJ: *Legit is scared* *hopes someone else will deal with it* there there
ESTJ: *will sit next to you in silence* *will maybe teach you something like a secret handshake to cheer you up*