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thewordywarlock:

tvguts:

kataramov:

shattered-earth:

This.. this is what those new amiibo are implying.. right??

at first I was like “precious canon poly” but that immediately devolved into “the kidnapping and retrieval rituals in each game are actually a complicated act of foreplay” and I don’t wanna think about it anymore

rebuttal: it’s not sexual they just think it’s fun

redirection: peach is officiating mario and bowser’s wedding

redirection: peach
is officiating mario
and bowser’s wedding

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