logicalway:

INTP (me): *holds fire on water*

INFJ (best friend): What are you trying…

INTP: No, don’t ask me what I’m doing!

INFJ: Are you trying to burn water?!

INTP: Water is made of oxygen and hydrogen. Oxygen is oxidizing and hydrogen is highly flammable…

INFJ: But you can’t burn water.

INTP: THAT’S WHY I HATE WATER!