haiku-robot:

thecrystalfems:

American youths: hey can we maybe learn how to have safe sex

Conservatives: no cause sex education is immoral and pagan. So instead of teaching you to be safe we would rather just pretend you’re not having sex.

Poor women: could we maybe have easier access to contraceptives

Conservatives: Hell no

Poor women: well shit I was never taught about safe sex and I don’t have access to contraceptives so now I’m pregnant what do I do

Conservatives: no matter what, keep the baby. Even if it kills you. Abortion is bad!

Poor women: ok I kept the baby but I’m poor so I need help providing for this child

Conservatives: maybe you should’ve had safer sex! Or used contraception!

Women: but you wouldn’t teach us how to-

Conservatives: why is the walking baby machine still talking

conservatives:
why is the walking baby
machine still talking

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