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Me modding skyrim: I love immersive mods like realistic needs and enhancements, they add a whole new level of depth and complexity to the game.

*Ten mods later*

That’s…that’s too much depth, no, stop reel it back…

Fuck. 

I’m in a vampire den and just got my period. This is fine. Also does anyone have a tampon.

Fucking up in here running around doubled over with cramps and some edgelord goth kid is shooting lightning bolts at me. Fucking dick.

Protip, bandits carry a good supply of tampons. Which is great cause nowhere seems to sell them, or if they do they’re in some back alley where I can’t find them. Also you have to make your own contraception, cause apparently Skyrim is the Bible Belt of Tamriel. 

Found some fucking witches in the wild brewing contraception over a fire and selling “abortus” spells. Fucking bad ass bitches. #Istandwithplannedparenthood

Shame I had to murder them for eating people.

So to summarize I’ve got soul destroying depression, I’m hungry and I have to keep murdering people for tampons, but at least I can fuck my werewolf boyfriend without consequences 👍👍👍

Some of the instructions for this mod are a little unclear but if I am reading this correctly I have a 61% increased chance of random sperm encounter from being at the Docks.

I am uncomfortable.

For  those asking and not being able to find it on my blog, these are the, the

Beeing Female by Ausbrecher and Mood Mod by TheTrickster on Nexus Mods, which I talked about a little more here 

Have fun.

… random sperm encounter.

I’m. Going to make a monster that looks like sperm in the Hedge the next time someone goes there.