datbastardoni:

geekydragon:

Fun fact if you write “(character) thought they were asexual, until they met the one person who changed that” fanfiction you have to give the nearest asexual person twenty bucks per chapter sorry I don’t make the rules.

Also if you claim the character is (name)-sexual you have to pay every demisexual person that reads it 20 bucks per use of the word.

Are you implying shifting perceptions of one’s sexuality based on personal experience actually doesn’t happen in real life? Because it does.