Okay but what if your OTP lived next to your house?

OTP: *goes out*
Me: Follows with high tech binoculars and camaflauge outfit.
OTP: *eats out*
Me: *hiding under the table with bugging device*
OTP: *laughing and talking in lawn*
Me: *in next lawn with huge newspaper with eye holes*
OTP: *chilling inside*
Me: *outside window eating popcorn*