Twelve Years Later, At A Demigod Reunion

Clarisse: *snickering* Who are the gayest guys here?
*Everyone looks at Percy and Jason*
Percy and Jason: HEY!
Jason: I’m happily married! To a woman!
Percy: So am I!
Jason: And he has two kids!
Percy: So does he- Wait, bro, you only have one, right?
Jason: *nods* Yeah, bro, she’s a beauty.
Percy: *nods along with him* That she is, bro, that she is.
Jason: Thanks, bro.
Percy: No problem, bro.
Jason: It’s just been so long, bro.
Percy: Yeah, bro.
Jason: Bro.
Percy: Bro.
*Both look up*
Percy and Jason: Oh, come on!
*Jason huffs*
Percy to Jason : Ignore them, bro, they just don’t understand.
Nico: *watches from a distance* And they thought WE were gay.
Will: *Nods philosophically*