PJO Percy: this is my FRIEND annabeth she is my FRIEND who is also a girl but she is NOT my GIRLFRIEND we would never date we’re just friends we don’t like each other at all she’s just my friend god can’t a guy and a girl be friends without dating omg

HOO Percy: so my GIRLFRIEND ANNABETH, who is my GIRLFRIEND by the way her name is ANNABETH in case you didn’t catch that ANNABETH is my GIRLFRIEND because we’re DATING and she’s my GIRLFRIEND and her name is ANNABETH because I am DATING ANNABETH CHASE and that makes her my GIRLFRIEND