the signs as things nezumi has done

calliopin-around:

Aries: sung to a giant mythical bee to placate it

Taurus: bragged about being taller than shion the first time he saw him after 4 years while in the middle of escaping from city officials

Gemini: been referred to as a “female fox” by other people on more than one occasion

Cancer: freaked out that shion was able to catch him off guard in the middle of his love confession

Leo: climbed over a pile of dead bodies

Virgo: recited macbeth in the middle of a ridiculously dangerous situation

Libra: made fun of shion for being a virgin

Scorpio: said he’d kiss shion before slitting his throat and consequentially made him pop a boner

Sagittarius: told a prostitute he was shions boyfriend directly before kissing her

Capricorn: threateningly pressed shion into a wall and then immediately dotted on him after books fell on them two seconds later

Aquarius: been slapped across the face by shion

Pisces: referred to safu as shions “bestie”