Your assignment Tumblr…

senpai-is-clueless-as-always:

paperjam-bipper:

obviouslyinvisible:

pavlovedogs:

commandergaysocks:

carmillasleatherpants:

bigmammallama5:

gryffindork75:

mrsdoctorwinchesterumbelle:

somecanadianperson:

electaatyourservice:

geeksquadpoochy:

hellsmonkey:

beesmygod:

wellmanicuredman:

rosespirit:

blue-author:

baeddelshinsgirl:

cannibalcoalition:

darkersolstice:

tcfkag:

If you choose to accept it. Give Donald Trump the Bennigans Cummerbund and Icky Azaghâl treatment and come up with increasingly ridiculous plays on his name. And (this is critical), NEVER USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN. Can you imagine the Twitter meltdown if he found out that everyone had taken to calling him ridiculous names? It would be glorious.

Dumbold Tramp.

Dernald Frump

Tronald Dump

Trombone Klump.

dolan pump

deeznuts grump

dangan trompa

dookie twink

Dumpty Trumpet

Donwad trupef

Doofus Frump

Dingus Dump

Wrongold Dump

Doonal Tromp

doodle troop

Dingus Trumpet

Dronko Tungus

dinkle tripe

Doonad Pump

gonad dump

update: i showed my mom this post and she decided she was going to have some fun, heres what she came up with: 

onald rumpt

nalddo umptr

alddon mptru

ddlano muprT

naddlo frumpt

lets just say my mom is trying to make a step towards understanding the people of tumblr…