dont-lovey-me:

dont-lovey-me:

soumeki:

wildlifeneko:

Ok Hide.

HIDE PLEASE.

Oh god ,this is precious.
At the end , Hide laughs at Kaneki saying that he just did a “nori tsukkomi”(

乗り突っ込み), which is a type of comedy where one person does a set up and the other plays along with joke, until they slam it back to reality(or chews the other for making fun of them). Pls elope to Osaka together

Kaneki is also adorable playing the protective boyfriend /gross sobbing 
I understood most of it but there are terms I can’t translate (gdi Hide) T.T So I can’t write a proper translation(yet)

Warning! A lot of interpretation, it’s not accurate
Italics are actions (or explanation if between parenthesis )
basically dating advice time

Kaneki: Like? Like? (as in, give me an example)
Hide: Uh..A haunted house!
Kaneki: A haunted house!
Hide: Operation “—-”
Hide: I, am no good with haunted houses, so–make sure you protect me, okay?(or protect me properly)
Kaneki: It’s ok, I’ll make sure to protect you.
Hide: It’s scary…Aaaah, it’s scary in the dark! Kaneki-san, you’re here? Kaneki-san ,where are you?
Kaneki: It’s alright, it’s alright! I’m here! Here..Open your eyes, here!I’m here, I told you..
something about a rumble and Hide being afraid of what will come out??much japanese very skilled
Kaneki: screams about a zombie(or at least i hope so)
Hide: 1,2,3!   kicks the shit out of it
Kaneki: ???
Hide: when I was young, I liked Teppen *
Kaneki: there’s no girl like that..!
Hide: warns and punches again .. Ah, it’s dangerous,dangerous ..Kuchisake Onna**    cutely pushes away
Kaneki:: Aa, lifesaver..How you’d say in english, “lifesaver”…That’s stupid! (or you idiot)
Hide: Wait a second…right now, nori tsukkomi?***

general Hide making fun of Kaneki and saying that it was fun and Kaneki telling him to shut up

* (I’m not sure if this is right, but Teppen, aside from a shojo manga (so not) is also an old fighting manga from Young Jump) -also the translation is really interpreted there, I’m so sorry
**You probably heard of her 
*** (I said earlier)nori tsukkomi( 乗り突っ込み) type of comedy where one person does a set up and the other plays along with joke, until they slam it back to reality(or chews the other for making fun of them