Theseus: *kills the Minotaur*
Jason: *carries a goddess*
Achilles: *takes a dip in the River Styx*
Perseus: *slices Medusa’s head*
Hercules: *cleans Geryon’s stables*
Jason: *retrieves the golden fleece*
Atlas: *holds up the sky*
Percy: ……
Percy: ……
Percy: WHO DA REAL MVP NOW BITCHES