Percy Reviews Disney Movies

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: “This is why you don’t take food from strangers!… unless it’s blue…”

Cinderella: “The stepsisters’ singing sounds like Will in the shower omgs”

Sleeping Beauty: “The next time theres a quest, I think we should send Prince Philip. I wouldn’t mind spending sometime with him, I mean have you SEEN his cheek bones?!” (Bi Percy ftw)

Alice in Wonderland: “Oh boo hoo, you haven’t seen shit, Alice.”

Peter Pan: “I should visit my mom today.”

The Little Mermaid: “YES, this is some good shit, sign me up. I am here for this. I’m lovin’ it. I LOVE MERMAIDS. I am so naming my kids Ariel. All of them.”

Beauty and the Beast: “Gaston reminds me of Octavian… just a little bit. Also, Piper, can you translate for me?”

Aladdin: “Why can’t I have abs like that? Also, the Genie is blue, sign me up.”

Mulan: “That. was. perfect. She reminds me of Annabeth.”

Pocahontas: “JUST AROUND THE RIVER BEND!!!!! also I enjoyed John Smith, bye.”

Hercules: “while charming, it was not accurate AT ALL. Who allowed this?!”

Atlantis: “YES. YESYESYESYESYESYESYES. YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!”

Princess and the Frog: “This is great omgs the Prince is on point, the music is on point, and the alligator is so cute.”

Tangled: “How does she deal with all of that hair???? How?????”

Frozen: “All of that beautiful water, gone. Frozen into a block. My poor baby.”