annabeth, thalia, and luke: goddamn we’re just trynna survive leave us alone
percy, annabeth, and grover: wow look at that deadly monster i wonder whats gonna happen if we poke it with a stick i dont wanna die tho
percy, thalia, and nico: fuck it let’s throw a fucking titan into river lethe we’re the children of the big three right
jason, piper, and leo: whatever we’re “troubled kids” anyway lets shoot up the fucking bathroom
percy, frank, and hazel: we all have no idea whats going on but we’re gonna drag a giant halfway across north america or something idk holla
nico, reyna, and hedge: we have no fucks left to give and crashing down a waterfall? hahahaha bring it bitches aint shit