I see yang grab the horns of a manticore grimm and I’m like “yeah i’d let her break me in half anytime”

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RT really did that

They really had Neptune try to flirt with ilia and blake being like “wrong tree” lwkwjshd

magi–cal:

Percy Jackson Characters as things my friends have said-

Percy-*screaming* I’m a salty fish!

Annabeth– Talking to you lowers my brain cell numbers.

Nico– Hahaha.. I want to die. Wait he’s cute never mind.

Piper– WHY MUST WE SUMBIT TO THE PATRIARCHY?!

Frank– gummy bears? More like chummy bears!

Hazel– I MIGHT BE SMALL BUT I CAN STILL HURT YOU. oh wait sorry I was kidding I wouldn’t.

Jason– Glasses don’t even help? Oh wait yeah they do gimme.

Will– YOU FEEL DIZZY?!? THATS A SIGN OF DEHYDRATION LEMME GET YOU A WATER HOLD ON! *sprints away*

Leo– Yeah, I’m a pyromaniac and also just a maniac so..