Virgo: I have to be there by 3pm on the dot, I have to buy my groceries, do the laundry, see my doctor, take care of my shit, take care of everyone’s shit!
Pisces: What day is it again? How long have I had a bright orange couch?
katy perry kissed a 19 year old american idol contestant without his consent during an audition. he was uncomfortable and had been saving his first kiss for somebody special. please don’t let this be ignored just because the victim is male.


I still can not believe Percy is “tanner, taller, leaner, and more muscular” that one truly killed me

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.
Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.
Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.
If they cheat the system then they earned it.
Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.
fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows















