i want this on my grave
I may have flaws but heterosexuality isn’t one of them.
Great news guys 🎉
So if women wear makeup at work we’re “frivolous” and it harms our leadership chances.. but if we don’t wear makeup we are being unprofessional and are deemed less competent.
So we just need to think of a way for women to not have faces and we’re all set 🤔
A clear example of how performance of femininity is both compulsory (enforced by social, legal, and economic consequences) and devalued because of misogyny.
NER NEUTRALITY COULD BE REPEALED ON APRIL 23RD. WE JUST NEED ONE MORE VOTE IN SUPPORT OF NET NEUTRALITY AND IT WON’T BE.
CONTACT YOUR STATE REPRESENTATIVES/SENATORS NOW!!!!!!!
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The Mental Illness: isolate yourself.
Me: okay.
The Mental Illness, not even 2 seconds later: Wait why arent we getting any attention !!
Me:
girls don’t like boys, girls like other girls in suits
gen z humor: im kin with your pants
millenial humor: im depressed reblog if you are also depressed haha
gen x humor: cat videos
baby boomer humor: that picture of the minions from despicable me but it says “exersize? I thought you said extra fries”
gen z: lahdjdkslajsjsh
millenial: asdfghjkl
gen x: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol
baby boomer: ha ha !
this is the only addition to this post that isnt bad
How to tell if a girl is gay:
Show her a picture of Hayley Kiyoko
1. If her response is “oh hey it’s the girl from lemonade mouth” – she’s straight
2. If her response is “Hayley Kiyoko! I love her music!” – she’s gay and you need to make your move
I was the gay kid who had a crush on her when she was in lemonade mouth…so yeah..and a even bigger crush now..
My dysphoria and my weight issues, collaborating to make my life suck: I bet you would be flatter if you were skinnier
Me: **screaming**
Cadet-For-Your-SpaceRescue 