Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”
my rick riordan ass: HEY THATS AN EGYPTIAN GOD DID YOU KNOW THAT
i thought you said rick riordan himself stood up in the theater, pointed at the screen and then continued to inform the entire theater that bast was infact an egyptian god
You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!
I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN
Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.
Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue.
Huh, guess this is the part where I eat some of my words from last time. This episode explained a whole heck of a lot and finally there’s a good reason Hiro had the personality of a used napkin for the last 12 episodes.