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The evolution of a significant shot from S01E01 – Help Wanted

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

white people are monsters lmfao

anyway tear gas is actually a fucking nerve agent that can absolutely kill you and even though governments think its cool to spray it on kids the geneva convention disagrees

i’ve been thinking about this all day. speaking as a person who has been tear gassed to hell and back i wouldn’t fucking wish that sensation on my worst enemy let alone CHILDREN. it’s beyond words. don’t believe people when they tell you it’s for crowd control. it’s not. it’s to make crowds PANIC. it’s to make you fear for your life. it’s to make you feel like you’re dying. it can trigger panic attacks and asthma attacks in young people and heart attacks in the elderly. it’s fucking unconscionable is what it is and every single government who uses it should be shamed for eternity

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

naramdil:

u know what’s cute??? relationships that encourage both self acceptance and personal growth. also me

mckitterick:

sweaterkittensahoy:

kaylapocalypse:

thighetician:

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)

Girls supporting Girls.

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

I love this exchange

xtec:

trying to eat leaves in the americas

zoe-oneesama:

melthehoneybee:

birb-bath:

mister-christmas:

eric-coldfire:

haiku-robot:

in-real-life-there-is-no-algebra:

protocol00:

velen-z-the-lucario:

protocol00:

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies:

mostly untrue *yes I am going to be that guy*

My dude.

some more anime boob physics for you:

i had to do some uncomfortable google image searches for these!

i had to do some
uncomfortable google
image searches for these

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

How dare you leave out the best one?

You’re just jealous your tits don’t move like that because they’re weighed down by your sense of self-doubt.

*boing*

So anime creators really never seen a boob in real life huh

They left out the best one

I know I said I wouldn’t include Eiken because it felt like cheating but we’re past that point if we’re addressing helicopter boobs that switch sides.

how do you not have black eyes all the time?

in case you missed it, my boobs will helpfully point out where I put these pieces

just a caaaaaasual stretch

and bringing it back to the point with a little smile = boob jiggle action.

my search history is looking very suspicious.

danahatesyou2:

This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.

justmakeitstop:

proudly-pro-choice:

proudly-pro-choice:

????? This is the guy in my English class that I only contact when I wasn’t in class. It’s too early for this.

If you’ve had some creep send you something worse than this, please let me know.

So he forgot he requested me on Facebook…I messaged his mother.

You know you fucked up when your mom tells someone to call the police about your ridiculous behavior because she tried but she is DONE, you’re supposed to be a man by now.