throw elbows for this but
the little noises anzai makes when tsukasa touches his nipples and whatnot are the actual reason i’m still alive today.
New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
The Punisher does this and the crime is murder
The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference.
Crime Man is more proactive than that.
So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)
No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.
*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money!
*Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!
I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME
BUT BETTER
He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there.
me: i’m so motivated. i’m gonna do this. i will achieve everything
me, a second later: you know my bed is actually just…. better
ME AFTER SEEING PEARL IN THE NEW PROMO
Thoughts on the Promo
I really don’t think it’s going to be as simple as “Pearl killed Pink Diamond”.
For one thing, they’ve been implying that Pink didn’t technically die, or something.
It could be Rose shape-shifted as Pearl. It could be Pearl trying out Rose’s sword and deciding she wants to become a CG… plus the sword doesn’t kill anyone, right?
I’m sure Pearl was involved, but as for killing Pink? I’m not buying it yet. lol
Also Lapis being emo on the moon, oh that girl.
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