brickfuckingmasterr:

thescienceofjohnlock:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

queen-baelin:

queen-baelin:

I just want you guys to know that the woman of the confused lady meme is a Brazilian actress

it’s a scene from a soap opera. her character was called Nazaré Tedesco. This was one of the most iconic roles in all of Brazilian soap operas. So here goes another iconic scene (it’s Nazaré kidnapping a baby) that you guys can use to make memes:

I’m so glad this post is still going around

wtf this entire time i thought she was the tall lady from american horror story

I thought it was Julia Roberts

She’s also popular among the Brazilian LGBTQ+ community bc of a scene of her saying “lesbians. I can smell the leather from far away”

beariere:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

lonleyghostposts:

gender-seed:

blue-pearl-lamentation:

cutestlesbian-pearl:

a-can-of-mountain-jew:

cutestlesbian-pearl:

cutestlesbian-pearl:

i’m on a date my gf and we are eating at a place called vegandale and we are sitting next to two girls who apparently are also on a date! another girl here told me i looked cute while passing by her. i love canada

i don’t like pickles so the pickles i get on my burger i end up giving them to my gf and she loves them so she happily eats them and the couple next to us started talking about how one of them also doesn’t like pickles so basically gay culture is being in a relationship where one of you eats pickles while the other one yeets them

I’m the pickle eater. When will I find my pickle yeeter?

this is the new ‘who is the red gay and blue gay in the relationship’

if any femmes out there hate pickles then I’m the butch for you I’ll destroy those pickles, absolutely annihilate them

Hello girls I will eat your pickles and I will squeal happily while doing so.

Im here to yeet not to eat

Stones Have Been Popping Out of People Who Ride Roller Coasters

the-pie-initiative:

kristoffbjorgman:

kawuli:

kawuli:

kawuli:

1. Doctor finds anecdotal evidence that people are passing kidney stones after riding on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disney World

2. Doctor makes 3-D model of kidney, complete with stones and urine (his own), takes it on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad 60 times

3. “The stones passed 63.89 percent of the time while the kidneys were in the back of the car. When they were in the front, the passage rate was only 16.67 percent. That’s based on only 60 rides on a single coaster, and Wartinger guards his excitement in the journal article: ‘Preliminary study findings support the anecdotal evidence that a ride on a moderate-intensity roller coaster could benefit some patients with small kidney stones.’”

4. “Some rides are going to be more advantageous for some patients than other rides. So I wouldn’t say that the only ride that helps you pass stones is Big Thunder Mountain. That’s grossly inaccurate.”

5. “His advice for now: If you know you have a stone that’s smaller than five millimeters, riding a series of roller coasters could help you pass that stone before it gets to an obstructive size and either causes debilitating colic or requires a $10,000 procedure to try and break it up. And even once a stone is broken up using shock waves, tiny fragments and “dust” remain that need to be passed. The coaster could help with that, too.”

SCIENCE: IT WORKS

Update: 

“In all, we used 174 kidney stones of varying shapes, sizes and weights to see if each model worked on the same ride and on two other roller coasters,” Wartinger said. “Big Thunder Mountain was the only one that worked. We tried Space Mountain and Aerosmith’s Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster and both failed.”Wartinger went on to explain that these other rides are too fast and too violent with a G-force that pins the stone into the kidney and doesn’t allow it to pass.“The ideal coaster is rough and quick with some twists and turns, but no upside down or inverted movements,” he said.

MSU Today

I just love this because it’s HILARIOUS and yet also a perfect archetypal example of The Scientific Method:

1. Hypothesis

2. Experiment

3. Results

4. Discussion 

5. Conclusions

6. GOTO 1 (the scientific method is iterative, don’t forget that part)

was this like… done in cooperation with disney management or did some  random scientist go through bag check with a 3d printed kidney and a bottle of piss and start looking for big thunder mountain fastpasses

He asked first!

Of course, the researchers had to get permission from Disney World before bringing the model kidney onto the rides. “It was a little bit of luck,” Wartinger recalls. “We went to guest services, and we didn’t want them to wonder what was going on—two adult men riding the same ride again and again, carrying a backpack. We told them what our intent was, and it turned out that the manager that day was a guy who recently had a kidney stone. He called the ride manager and said, do whatever you can to help these guys, they’re trying to help people with kidney stones.”

Stones Have Been Popping Out of People Who Ride Roller Coasters

bebuzzu:

No Man’s Sky performed a ritual to revive itself from death, but at a cost that another game might fail in it’s place.

That is the only explanation I can think of where No Man’s Sky is now a feature complete and totally fun game in 2018, two years after it’s disastrous release, and Fallout 76 has newslines like

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