Cadet-For-Your-SpaceRescue

ofswordsandpens:

Me after boo: Kill main characters Riordan you coward

Riordan: K

Me now: Wait, no, not like that.

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

the alleged burning maze spoilers have me Upset

kendrene:

otarsus:

This is the best D&D

@iamthegaysmurf

berenswick:

languagebender:

languagebender:

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

examples:

american english: cotton candy ✅ good

british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid

spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good

french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID

I’m sorry the French call it what

traumaticchild:

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have

lordnot:

lukewarmskywalker:

idontreallyfuckwithcheese:

#this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it?

#he also grew up in chicago illinois not wisconsin

i cant believe john mulaney killed princess diana

So

which one of you losers has the guts to ask?