If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dont forget the child in the manger had to flee with his unwed mother and her boyfriend to another country. As a refugee.
Jameela Jamil is really coming for celebs throats and I’m fucking here for it
How to get ready in the morning
Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can.
Step 2: Speed run.
I feel called out.
if you roll off the bottom of your bed at just the right angle you can clip through the floor straight into the shower saving precious time
Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.*
Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….”
Crowd: *crying*
Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”
This is hardcore cringey.
just
stop
Why does this sound like a B-movie title?
The Red Christmas Tress OF DEATH
Good freaking lord, you can’t tell me that this headline isn’t meant to invoke bias at a minimum
I even checked to make sure it wasn’t Poe’s Law, but that’s the actual headline.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/11/melania-trump-white-house-christmas-decorations-2018.html
*muffled screaming*
#journalism™
who CARES
if it was literally anybody else with a red christmas tree, nobody would give a shit
Every time i start a new vido game:
OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES
Cadet-For-Your-SpaceRescue 