demidorks:

Percy: Who here eats pizza crust?

Jason: I eat pizza starting with the crust.

Percy: Do you know how fucked up what you just said was

wlwvoltron:

so no season six trailer?

thealmightyscrub:

Darling in the Franxx was actually birth propaganda funded by Shinzo Abe the entire time

bruxa-do-pica-pau:

“Hmm, sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn’t let you do. Good thing I’m your Commanding Officer.”

— Hachi to Squad 13 at some point

thesupremebagel-lord:

Werner: this is Area 51, where the Klaxosaurs live

Hiro: cool

Werner: and over here is Area 69 where the Klaxosaurs…um…

Hiro: what?

Werner:…

Hiro: what do they do there?