nintendette:

sonic06apologist:

nintendette:

nintendette:

nintendette:

Life is a highway

explain

wanna ride it all night long

why did you reply to yourself

I refuse to share the spotlight but I like the meme format

radioactivepeasant:

radioactivepeasant:

Sometimes I can word good and make the sentences do the thing.

Sometimes my brain just plays an endless loop of

Remember to store your vampire in a cool, dry place

I don’t remember what brought this on, but it still applies.

garashirs:

*lowers my heart-shaped sunglasses and glares at you* listen man. i’m gay and you’re really harshing my groove.

captainsnoop:

childhood is asking your parents to go to mcdonalds but they say no because “we got food at the house”

adulthood is going to mcdonalds despite having food at the house, but not getting a drink at mcdonalds because you got drinks at the house 

tandembicycles:

greedtheavariciouslygay:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no