korrigu:

aprillikesthings:

kearunning:

coolthingoftheday:

Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.

Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

she did such a good job I’m so proud

iesika:

arachnaboy:

ragnarokapologist:

ragnarokapologist:

all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman

thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?

pub girl: uh sure yeah

thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!

girl: omg aren’t you the god of lesbians

thor: *crying tears of joy* y,,,es i am 

hela: what were you the god of again?

hela: *tackled by 50 lesbians*

incorrect-pjackson-quotes:

Nico: Honey bun?

Will: Yes?

Nico: (blushing) I meant, would you like one?

Will: (also blushing) Oh. Yeah. Sure. Sugar?

Nico: Yes?

Will: (blushing harder) I just meant, would you like some in your coffee?

Nico: (further embarrassed) Oh. Yeah. Sure.

Both: (completely flustered)

Percy: (from a distance) Even I was getting embarrassed from watching them.

Jason: I think I know what you mean.