1. Anything the government says is propaganda
2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted
You spelled boiled wrong
My apologies:
Anything the government says is boiled

Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.
A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.
Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.
she did such a good job I’m so proud
all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman
thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?
pub girl: uh sure yeah
thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!
girl: omg aren’t you the god of lesbians
thor: *crying tears of joy* y,,,es i am
hela: what were you the god of again?
hela: *tackled by 50 lesbians*
Black holes…..the ultimate succ
Nico: Honey bun?
Will: Yes?
Nico: (blushing) I meant, would you like one?
Will: (also blushing) Oh. Yeah. Sure. Sugar?
Nico: Yes?
Will: (blushing harder) I just meant, would you like some in your coffee?
Nico: (further embarrassed) Oh. Yeah. Sure.
Both: (completely flustered)
Percy: (from a distance) Even I was getting embarrassed from watching them.
Jason: I think I know what you mean.
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

if this gets 4k notes im gonna buy this and take it to college
you asses are really gonna fail and deny me this huh?
If we get you another 4k will you give us pics?
YOU KNOW WHAT. YES.









