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laughingfish:

bloodbending:

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

dent-de-leon:

I still have a lot of feelings about these two and how much they care about certain people,, 

designated-punkass:

sigil-seer:

witchiestsuggestions:

Use a Cards Against Humanity as an oracle deck

Me: “What can I do to be happy”
Me: *draws card*
Deck: “Alcoholism”

I don’t make the rules buddy, if it says bees it’s bees. You figure it out.

skatergloss:

fyxan:

men’s loyalty to violence is disturbing.  when women want a life free of abuse, assault, threat, & coercion, men’s first suggestion is “learn to fight back. learn to defend yourself”.  i don’t want my life to be a fight.  i don’t want to “prove myself” through inflicting pain & fear. 
i don’t find violence and physical conflict fulfilling or self-actualising.  

they’re exhausting & dehumanizing

Tea only

angelbf2:

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you