Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 12-16
The Kane Chronicles: 12-14
Heroes of Olympus: 13-17
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard: 16
The Trials of Apollo: roughly 2700

me after The Last Olympian: All right, time to relax!
me after The Blood of Olympus: All right, time to relax!
me staring at The Hidden Oracle: hi, yes, I’d like to subscribe for another five years of Suffering™

I swear Rick gets most of his inspiration from fanfic at this point.
Rick: *spins wheel of fanfic cliches* An amnesia AU?
Rick: *spins wheel* Mortal AU?!
Rick: *spins wheel* Swim Team AU!!

Sally: Percy…Apollo is here to see you
Percy: The god Apollo?
Sally: I’m so sorry sweetheart..
Percy: *flips table*
*breaks lamp*
*curses Apollo*
*stubs toe*
*cries while remembering the simpler days when he just killed minotaurs with his bare hands*
*curses zeus for cursing Apollo*
*takes deep breath*
*opens door*
Percy: WHY??

Apollo: I AM APOLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mrs-chekov:

Apollo Trials
Powerless mortal human
No ambrosia

No bow and arrow
He swears on the River Styx
Wow he totes messed up

Cute Solangelo
Nico has a doctor’s note
Also, Gatorade

War Ukulele
Whoops, he forgot his weapon
Gonna have to sing

Meg need to be saved
Wait! Murder kills the mortals!
Don’t unleash the Beast

Mrs. O’Leary
Brings Percy and pees on head
Let’s play fetch with sun!

HEY YOU BIG BRONZE BUTT
Worst insult is: “You Ugly!”
Sneezes his head off

Camp is temps saved
Minor gods represented!
Caleo comes back

~written by mrs-chekov

rinithereject:

Percy: *Appears*

Me: ASDFGJKLAHSFL MY BABY MY SON MY CHILD IS HERE

Will and Nico: *Looks at each other*

Me: YES I SHIP IT IT’S BEAUITUFL SOLANGELO SOLANGELO SOLANGELOOOOOO

Leo: *Is mentioned*

Me: *CRIES IN GREEK*