A Tale of Two Stans: Stan impersonates Ford for 30 years in order to rescue him from another dimension, and fakes his own death via a fiery car crash in order to accomplish his goal
Take Back the Falls: Stan impersonates Ford for 5 minutes in order to rescue him from an evil demon to prevent the apocalypse, and intentionally causes his own death by having his mind erased and burned away
both: Stan impersonates Ford to save him and intentionally kills himself off in a fiery death in order to accomplish his goal
and that second time he finally is appreciated for that
zeus: shotgun
poseidon: fine but im not sharing the back
zeus: that’s fine. hades can ride in the trunk.
hades (from the trunk): fuck you guys
me about a horrible character: i love him he is my son
someone: i know he didn’t do anything wrong he was jus-
me: no he’s a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong don’t do that