briannameow:

Someone: Are you hungry ?

Me: No I ate last week 🙂

wanting-weightless:

friend: are you hungry?

me: (stomach aggressively rumbling) what no

zedayy:

🌺 don’t binge on zero calorie foods either

ameliastardust:

people who can sleep with socks on are not to be trusted

rachel-elizabeth-truth:

Leo, at 3 am: Why isn’t there a sad sunglasses emoji?

Leo: Like, I might be sad, but I still wanna look cool.

shesheistyy:

badgyal-k:

squirreledelman:

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

These are my favorite

bigmammallama5:

ka05101:

I’m just going to leave this here

IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND PUTTING IT ON MY OFFICE DOOR

sixpenceee:

A trichroic beam splitter. A trichroic prism is a prism that splits light into three beams of differing wavelength (colour).

There are 570 Calories in a large slurpee

amethystvipress:

Reblog to spread the knowledge.

zedayy:

🌺