Author: maxhatter

the-art-pimpette:

stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?

thegoldenindigo:

Person: “I’m here for you”

Person: *leaves*

aplpaca:

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

prvttymlm:

straight culture is that trope in dog movies where the male owner has a crush on a girl and the girl has a female dog that the male owner’s male dog has a crush on

alexisahufflepuff:

Will: Hey, Nico… I have something to tell you.

Nico: Yeah? What is it?

Will: I can’t hold it back anymore… I love you, Nico di Angelo!

Nico:

Nico: Will, we’ve been married for 10 years.

incorrectpercicoquotes:

Percy: so how’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Nico [not even looking up from his book]: i don’t know, how’re you doing, Percy Jackson?

Percy:

Percy [voice cracking]: i’m fine