Author: maxhatter

soljua:

reasons i haven’t replied back:

– i’m socially exhausted
– i don’t have the time right now
– i don’t know how to reply
– i have a bad memory and got distracted
– i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

– i’m ignoring you just because
– i hate you
– i’m fed up with you
– i don’t want to be your friend anymore

Sometimes Its the opposite for me…sometimes people annoy me so much so I dont reply….or I iust don’t wanna talk at all

brainstatic:

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

This post is over four years old now and think this website has definitively answered yes to all.

allonsyandallwaswell:

feministpixie:

“Oh, so because I’m straight I’m not allowed to have an opinion on [insert LGBT issue here]”

Listen. 

I’m an english major. I know next to nothing about science, engineering, and astronomy. Sure, I think space is cool. I’m very supportive of NASA’s efforts. I might even have an opinion on where we should send the next shuttle or how much money we should spend on space travel. 

But at the end of the day, my opinion on the matter is not valuable. I’m not going to enter into a discussion about the next shuttle launch with a bunch of trained scientists and expect them to take me seriously. 

Sometimes, your opinion is not valuable. Sometimes, you aren’t qualified to enter a discussion.

And, lets be honest, straight people’s opinions are valued in literally every other situation. Hell, straight people get more awards for lgbt “activism” than queer people themselves.

If you really can’t accept that sometimes your voice isn’t the most important in the room, you might need to get over yourself. 

This is probably my most favorite thing I’ve ever read.

gayantigone:

me around women: my left titty is a little bigger than my right titty here do you want to see? also i haven’t shaved my legs in a month and my thighs feel very soft

me around men: if you so much as insinuate that i have a physical form and that you have glanced at it i will come after you with a rusty meat cleaver and a fit of unbridled rage