maxhatter

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*

*picks u up princess style*

*slam dunks u into the trash*

whoaredis:

sixpenceee:

Humans are capable of and have the gene for hibernation, it’s just not active.

@sixpenceee

How do I activate it?

No seriously. Does anyone know how to activate this because I need to sleep for a few months.

r0riptide:

Did you really just assume????

That I’m an emotionally stable human?

but in the end, you’re still everything i want even if i have someone who’s treating me better than you ever will or did.

truth. (via woahjawlines)

mushroom-cookie-bears:

when it’s hot and sunny out

my family: hey maggie come on let’s go outside and do some cool stuff!!!!!

me: hhfhghghhhgh no

when it’s cold and rainy out

me: LET’S GO OUTSIDE!!!!! LET’S GO EAT LUNCHLET’S GO TO THE STORE LET’/S GO SHOPPING AT TARGET I !!!WANNA DO EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!

my family: hhfhghghhhgh no

bpd-entity:

is there a logical reason for me to be sad right now?? no. is that gonna stop me from being sad right now?? also no.

mcclainlances:

I was an unnecessary child. No one wanted me. I was kicked out, and I wandered endlessly. And finally… I might’ve found a perch.

When am I going to die?

snoopingasusualisee:

furscum:

furscum:

this got 15 notes i have the weirdest followers

when this post reaches 100k notes my biological timer will hit its limit and i will die instantly

waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts