literally me

notyourcaptainspeaking:

Will people hate me if I don’t post enough bait for haiku robot

will people hate me
if i don’t post enough bait
for haiku robot

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

startedraining:

anicastes:

I need to gather… more.

derryintheupsidedown:

Sophie Turner talking about adult people waiting for the cast of Stranger Things in order to take their photos to then abuse them when they refuse.

the-real-ted-cruz:

bigmeansweatydyke:

saundering:

paper-mario-wiki:

dam….. they really are oppressed………

finally

maybe they’ll go outdoors and learn to respect women for a change

GOD IS RIGHTEOUS

No, YOU’RE crying

vaspider:

marionravenwoodisstillhere:

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

allonsyforever:

Conservatives: Liberal snowflakes are teaching kids to be too sensitive

Also conservatives: A Teenager Greeted Me In The Street And Now I Think Society Is Crumbling

jooshbag:

alfredsmom:

sarardyer:

i dont even have a good caption for this just listen to the fucking way he says “marijuana”

"It’s märìwhüānà alright.“

lesbian-han-solo: