Author: maxhatter

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jehovahhthickness:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

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freedoritos:

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sa-gal:

pinchblog:

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

I’m screaming

Take it like a man

What if he says yes

then you start making memories

This

If you want me to do anal then you gotta let me peg you, boo!

if you want me to
do anal then you gotta
let me peg you boo

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

the-map-community-is-dangerous:

pedophile-killer:

the-map-community-is-dangerous:

I talked to a prison guard today and he told me that every time he has to put a pedophile in his cell the first time he gets there, after he’s locked him up he shouts, “Maybe time in here will make you learn not to sexually abuse children!” and all the inmates mutter and stuff. The pedophiles usually beat up the next day.

A guy I know who was in jail told me the guards will tell people who the pedophiles are and tell them to tell everyone, tell them they’re gonna be turning the cameras off at this spot at this time and to tell everybody so they can beat the shit out of pedophiles. Don’t be fooled by any pedo “positivity” on this site. People hate pedophiles. Everybody hates pedophiles. Everybody on earth, other than people who abuse children, have an instinct to protect children and keep them safe. The worst of criminals still believe in keeping kids safe. EVERYBODY hates pedophiles. And most people think they deserve to die.

That jail is perfect.