starry-eyed-sapphic:

not to be gay but when girls bite their lip it makes me Feel Things ™

It only makes me feel things when my girl does it

hachiiya:

jaycarter12:

smidgetz:

Don’t trust people that don’t clean, marinate, or season their meat.

i swear if this is another white joke..

now this post said nothing about white people but you automatically thought of them so what does that tell you? 

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

peranora:

latenightspooky:

I need to rant about this:

Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s customizable!

See that “appearance”? Click it.

You can also use custom fonts that you have installed!

See that “music”? Click it.

If you drag your own music into the folder, like so:

You get this!:

But wait! It gets better!

See “typing sounds”? You can change those too!

Perhaps the best is – YOU CAN USE ANY PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND. It will automatically fade it for you!

Seriously, guys, this tool is wonderful. You can use it for:

• Research papers
• Novel writing
• Play writing
• Short stories
• Homework assignments
• Ranting about your friends when they piss you off
• Writing your shopping list

It auto-saves. It exports to .rtf. Hotkeys from Word for italicize, underlining, and bold work. You can print RIGHT FROM THERE.

And the seriously best thing ever?

It fits on a flash drive. The entire thing with added music is maybe 131MBs.

The bestest thing ever.

It’s free.

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